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"CHUBS" LP

"EASILY ONE OF THE YEAR'S BEST RECORDS"

 - VACATION VINYL

 

"Nuanced and layered, accessible and atmospheric"

- LA Music blog

 

"A Special MIX of mesmerizing and insanity"

- NUBI magazine

 

The Warhorse's debut album is here: 10 feisty all-new 80s-infused tracks on your choice of 180g vinyl, dual-sided cassette, or computer-direct. Featuring guests like Pigeon John, Rapper Shane, and Aaron Staniulis, mixed by the ever-so-talented Jason Staniulis at Germano Studios New York, and featuring this excellent artwork designed by Mikey Pendola

Special thanks to KILL ALL MUSIC for their help with the release. 

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"SAVE DAT MONEY (THE WARHORSE'S VAPORWAVE REMIX)"

release date: October 27 2015

What better way to save dat money than to use synths you found at a garage sale and record it to cassette tape? THE WARHORSE presents this vaporpop remix to help appropriately dumb down that high-budget production from the OG Lil Dicky track.


"WYATT IS A TREE"

release date: October 15 2015

It's preeeeetty much the plot of Goosebumps' "Stay Out of the Basement" but like way more chill.

The first musical collaboration with comedy foursome Hotel For Dads. Yeah, those guys.

Lyrics and melody by Alex Henes, Wyatt Cain, Zach Williams, and Eric Wysocki. Music by The Warhorse.

 

"I REALLY LIKE YOU (THE WARHORSE REMIX)"

release date: march 19 2015

Soundcloud-banned remix of this lovely little single from Canada's finest, Carly Rae Jepsen. Original written by Jepsen, J. Kash, and Peter Svensson (fun fact: Svensson also wrote "Lovefool").

 

"WINDOWLICKER" (Aphex Twin cover)

release date: April 30 2014

Written by Richard D. James. Originally performed by Aphex Twin (1999 Warp Records). Ruined by The Warhorse. 

 

"ROCKYRBODY"

release date: april 28 2015

justin timberlake gets the warhorse treatment. at least now the music is as creepy as the lyrical content of this song; consent is sexy, ladies & germs.

sing along with that catchy chorus:
DONT WALK AWAY FROM ME
YOU ARE SIMPLY A VESSEL FOR MY OWN PHYSICAL NEEDS STAY HERE
I DONT CARE IF YOU DONT SAY YES
I HAVE THINGS I WANT TO DO TO YOUR BODY FOR AT LEAST A FEW HOURS AT NIGHT

who in the world wrote this and why is it ok

still <3 jt though

 

"FLY (THE WARHORSE REMIX)"

release date: may 24 2015

unofficial summertime socal remix of Sugar Ray's finest. a chance to remember the glory days of one of the greatest bands of all time. before mark mcgrath fell into autotune like a gripping heroin addiction and also had a weird cameo on The Office.

 

THE WARHORSE x THE CHEATING INTENTION

Release date: June 15 2012

Their powers combined, The Cheating Intention and The Warhorse form a transcontinental alliance, bound by an unbreakable bond to bring you true black-and-blue-eyed soul from the depths of hell and beyond.