"CALDOR'S GOING OUT OF BUSINESS"

Official Music Video

Why do a music video for a hot new single when you could do one for an instrumental interlude? From the upcoming full-length album CHUBS, available this fall on vinyl/cassette/computers. Pre-orders soon.

And, well, I guess unintentionally our aesthetic is officially now grocery store items with crudely-cut eyeholes. Hooray The Warhorse!

Directed by Alex Henes. Edited by Anthony Tocchio. Presented by KILL ALL MUSIC. Starring Georgi McCauley, Isabel Galupo, and Kate Marley. Mixed by Mathieu Bedwani @ Gated, UK. Mastered by Jason Staniulis @ Germano Studios, NY.

"CHUBS [OFFICIAL ALBUM TEASER]"

Coming this fall: 
CHUBS, the first full-length album from The Warhorse. 10 feisty all-new 80s-infused tracks on your choice of 180g vinyl, dual-sided cassette, or computer-direct. All your mom's favorite music genres (retrowave + electro punk + synthpop) colliding in an abrasive cacophony of false retro homage.

Featuring guests like Pigeon John, Rapper Shane, and Aaron Staniulis, and mixed by the ever-so-talented Jason Staniulis at Germano Studios New York. Preorders will start sometime in the next couple months, including new merch like stickers and t-shirts and hey I'm open to suggestion if you really want a warhorse-branded tracksuit or something (the broadway play not my music). 

Special thanks to KILL ALL MUSIC for their help with the release. 

Video shot by Alex Henes of Hotel For Dads.

"ROCKYRBODY"

justin timberlake gets the warhorse treatment. at least now the music is as creepy as the lyrical content of this song; consent is sexy, ladies & germs. free download at www.soundcloud.com/thewarhorse

sing along with that catchy chorus:
DONT WALK AWAY FROM ME
YOU ARE SIMPLY A VESSEL FOR MY OWN PHYSICAL NEEDS STAY HERE
I DONT CARE IF YOU DONT SAY YES
I HAVE THINGS I WANT TO DO TO YOUR BODY FOR AT LEAST A FEW HOURS AT NIGHT

who in the world wrote this and why is it ok

still ♥ jt though

 

"I REALLY LIKE YOU (THE WARHORSE REMIX)" - CARLY RAE JEPSEN

Remix of the latest single from Canada's finest. Original written by Jepsen, J. Kash, and Peter Svensson (fun fact: Svensson also wrote "Lovefool"). Dance moves by Tom Hanks.

SINK

Written, directed, and lensed by Alex Henes. Post-production by Topher Hendricks. Music by The Warhorse. Starring Hannah Wenzel and Katie Kotulak. Also with Kyle Beck and Topher Hendricks. Additional help on set from Eric Wysocki.